it comes with little surprise that you would be surprised that I would leave you surprised

> I can't remember the last time I felt like writing. Plenty of reasons. Most of them personal. Some of them private. Most of them involve PlayStation.

> I've been wanting to talk about this for weeks, but couldn't figure out how. The movie "Old Boy" is, perhaps, without a doubt the creepiest/scariest/riveting/black movie I've ever seen. It's a Korean import (and they are remaking it into English -- which will ruin in) and has subtitles.

I'll put it this way: If you like the writing of Chuck Palahniuk, you'll love Old Boy. If you felt Requiem for a Dream was a love story or Happiness was just a comedy, then Old Boy is just right for you. When it's over, you kinda stare straight ahead for 2 hours unable to really talk about what that movie just did to you. The person who created this movie either needs an award or therapy. I can't decide which.

> Going to see The White Stripes tonight. Hot date with the wife. It's outside in the park, and should be lovely weather.

> Is it too late to recind my assertion that Terrell Owens is just misunderstood?

> I don't know about the rest of you, but I love getting spam on my blog. Means I'm important.

> Right now, I love being a Pittsburgh Penguin fan. They've basically gone from worst to playoff-contender in the blink of an eye. Of course, it has to happen after I left Pittsburgh. Just like the Steelers' Super Bowl run. And I'm stuck in a city that hates hockey, that has a horrible (maybe the worst I've ever seen -- and I'm a Pirates fan) baseball team and a football team I couldn't care less for.

> If you get a chance -- provided you liked Anchorman -- 40-year-old Virgin is really quite good. Especially the end.

> Maybe it's me, but I think Greg the Bunny was horribly misunderstood.

> My friend (and avid lapse of reason reader) Greg is getting married this weekend. I'm proud/happy/confused by this marriage. Proud cause two of my best friends found love. Happy because I like seeing Greg and Corrie happy. And confused, cause I could've sworn Greg told me once that he didn't believe in the institution of marriage.

> Speaking of Greg ... Sidney Crosby does have a magnificent lower body. Excellent thrust.

> Speaking of this wedding ... I bought my first suit this weekend. Gosh, when did this get so expensive?

> I'm sitting in a car dealership filled with women ... guess what we're watching? Good Morning America, and then the Tony Danza Show. Thank God for wireless internet connection and Slipknot.

> This isn't a promise: I probably won't got a month without posting again.

> This is a promise: I lied.

enjoy the moment.